Reasons that, despite all the preceding, I'm not moving back to Minnesota:
1. slush
2. scraping ice off car windows
3. January-March
4. having to send my children to stand at a school bus stop in the dark among head-high snowdrifts and older boys who whitewash them with ice-packed snowballs
5. self-righteous tattoo artists who won't work on a nursing mother
4 comments:
I think you mean "self-righteous tattoo artists named Bleach who refuse to work on a nursing mother."
If only there were tattoo artists here in Memphis with lower health standards. . .
BLEACH!
so when is girls' tattoo nite?
I'm ready to get tatted up.
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